mintarr:

Its a real shame the 80s-early 90s weren’t right about what the future would look like…

(Source: reddit.com, via allhailthemightyglowcat)

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

(via coolstufffromlalacat)

My coworker is genius. She said condoms should follow the lead of the coke campaign. “Share a Trojan with [name]”.

Reblog or like or whatever if you own this book. Somehow everyone owns this book and everyone bought it secondhand?

Reblog or like or whatever if you own this book. Somehow everyone owns this book and everyone bought it secondhand?

(Source: amyvdh, via uncanricky)

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

(via amorilinguae)

purpleterpsichore:

Hey things I wrote.

studgenius:

jessicaisgray:

"When I got into the music industry a majority of female artists I’d seen were trying to regurgitate an ideal of the female image. They were trying to be almost a replica of what was popular. I just found that to be very boring and dishonest. I just wanted to be in control of my clothes. I wanted that choice. That’s the only thing that I’m saying. Women should not be marginalized. We shouldn’t play into the sexism." - Janelle Monae [x[

Once again for the people who insist on using Jane as the mascot for their respectability politricks and bullshit. Just seen some clowns trying to use her to tear down Rihanna the other day. Cut that shit out.

(via steadfastserenada)

wolvensnothere:

thepurposeofplaying:

alljustletters:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

(via pourqua)

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via uncanricky)

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What’s your sexual orientation?

Chaotic-Good.

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(via coolstufffromlalacat)

Oh I didn’t realize Christina had put this on tumblr FUCK IT I DESERVE THE CREDIT FOR MY EXCELLENT JOKE.

(via purpleterpsichore)

"Chaotic Good. [lengthy explanation] I’m pretty much down for anything."

(via randomnounsmash)

(via randomnounsmash)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via depechemoses)

1. This is shortly after my other foot attempted to secede from the rest of me and form an independent state. This foot was feeling patriotic. 

2. Probably just once? I normally don’t use eyeliner on that end of my body. Other doodlemakers are a different story.

1. This is shortly after my other foot attempted to secede from the rest of me and form an independent state. This foot was feeling patriotic.

2. Probably just once? I normally don’t use eyeliner on that end of my body. Other doodlemakers are a different story.